Sep 27
+26,338 notes

lutecely:

generalbooty:

not being able to platonically bang your friends is seriously the most unfair things ever, like why can’t one friend just help another friend have an orgasm, slap a high 5 afterwards and then go get some frozen yoghurt and play some grand theft auto

Mar 11
+41 notes

Wank Free Zone.: Fanfic recs. →

callunavulgari:

halfway-to-nobody:

conigliomannaro:

Because I’m bored as fuck.

I’m gonna leave out the big name people because they don’t need to be pimped, and most of the time they’re much better known than me so I doubt anyone following me wouldn’t know about them. I’m gonna rec you the stories of a friend of mine because she’s amazing as fuck and she deserves so much more attention than what she’s getting.

The author is Callunavulgari.

  1. Her Treasure Planet/KH fusion series.
  2. Her insultingly beautiful Cyberpunk Akuroku
  3. This is gonna break your heart. You’re welcome.
  4. This is so hot you will burn yourself reading it.
  5. This will also make the pervs happy.
  6. Heather I hate you seriously.
  7. My bday gifty!
  8. Her Doctor Who/Akuroku. Read it. 
  9. Hitmen!Akuroku
  10. This one is an Akuno.

And to add to the list, if you’re into sirens and serial killers then this might tickle your fancy too. I can’t count the number of times I’ve read it.

You lot are entirely too good to me. <3 you, Lisa.

H actually writes the best fucking fiction you never knew you wanted until BAM it’s there and she puts so much time and thinking and energy into each and every fiction that it astounds me. She also writes for the most obscure fandoms and the most unlikely crossovers and seriously makes it work. ever. damn. time. And her drabbles. LORD HER DRABBLES. I mean, JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY FICTIONS SHE’S WRITTEN. LIKE 221 IN THE TOP FIVE FANDOMS SHE’S WRITTEN FOR. 114 FOR KINGDOM HEARTS.

Seriously, it’s been an honor being her friend and occasionally her beta and ugh, please just check her out, it is highly likely she has written for at least one of your fandoms.

Mar 10
+5 notes

livx18:

I feel as if Steve is Fili, Faor is Kili, and I’m Bilbo and I wandered in to find them fucking and now I’m confused and don’t know up from down and the pair of them are just sitting there like “JOIN US MR BOGGINS” and I’m like “YES”

Feb 18
+3 notes
Sep 08
+10,831 notes

youcancallmepotter:

do you ever think about one of your friends you met online and you wonder what your life would be like if you’d never followed them or never messaged them or never asked for their skype or never tinychatted with them or just never interacted with them at all and you realize your whole life would be different if you had just not found their blog interesting

Sep 04
+38 notes

calciseptine:

thegentlefall:

kchanlp:

thegentlefall:

calciseptine:

everyone should be jealous.

…………

I HATE YOU GUYS

I HAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOU

YOU LOVE US SHHHH.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man I just have this boring mug.But what’s this?There seems to be something in this mug. Let me get it out for y’all.Oh it’s just this water-filled boob stress ball. Yup.OH GOD IT’S SELF-AWARE AND IS ATTACKING. RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVESSSSSSSSS—

Aug 19
+512 notes
Aug 04
+1 note

LOST ANOTHER FOLLOWER AFTER HOMESTUCK SPAM. IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING, YOU GUYS.

But seriously though, please tell me when you unfollow. D: I totally get it and won’t try to make you stay a follower, but like… I care about you guys? And if I don’t see you hanging around I get worried? And it hurts to know someone I love and thought mutually cared for me isn’t following. AND THIS INCLUDES YOU AWESOME PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME AND I HAVEN’T FOLLOWED BACK (yet). I care about you all, bbs. ALL OF YOU.

Jun 26
+12 notes

Follow forever: K’s kokoro was lovey-dovey today so she decided to do this

kchanlp:

The following Tumblrs are run by top quality people and I have all the feels for each one of them. I met these amazing individuals online and I care for them as if they have always been beside me. I had the pleasure to meet only one of you in person, but I hope we can correct that in the future. :) 

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No, you. (SERIOUSLY, FOLLOWERS, ARE YOU FOLLOWING K?!??! BECAUSE YOU SHOULD. SERIOUSLY.)

Jun 25
+160 notes

phantasmik:

lolahardy:

police-that-moustache:

theblondebitch:

STEPH, MONICA, SARAH, DEMI, MALLORY, LOLA, KYLIE AND ASHLYNN

YES GOOD

INDEED

STEVE. FAOR. LISA. RAE. JEN. NEFF. CICI.

HEATHER DEAR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. GOD, YOU ARE JUST THE BEST AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS LUSFM BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS FLAWLESS BEAUTY IN YOU THAT NEVER DOESN’T MAKE ME SMILE. I LOVE SEEING YOU AROUND AND BEING FB BUDDIES AND JUST… YOU ARE RL FRIEND TO ME. /CRIES.